Thanks Obama

Hey kids, in case you don't know, I'm an old faggot from way back when Chronet was still just a wee little fetus.
Anyways,
So I work at a grocery store, and on Wednesday I was filling ice cream when a fucking gallon (69 liters for you Euro kids) of ice cream fell 3 feet (666 meters) and clocked me on the back of my head, resulting in a FANTASTIC concussion. I know have been able to experience the joys of going through Workman's Compensation, which includes sitting on the phone for hours,...

Thanks Obama